Our prayer’s have been answered! I think?
Records Show Babe Ruth Ate A Whole, Live Octopus Prior to World Series Game
The man had an insatiable appetite for success AND cephalopods!
NATION IN CRISIS: We Are Running Out of Things to Milk!
It’s a reality that is hard to accept–like, an inconvenient truth, or something…
We Fact-Checked 7 Food Myths Our Buddy Trevor Kept Yelling About When He Was Tripping on Shrooms
Trevor is a good dude with a lot of ideas on what facts are…
Lineup Announced for Tartar Sauce Fest 2019
The nation’s most anticipated festival has released its lineup of acts!
Well How ‘Bout That–My High School Spanish Teacher Works at Whole Foods Now
It’s always weird to bump into teachers outside of school…
For the First Time in Its History, The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Will Feature Models Eating
The annual issue is sure to turn heads!
Twitter Will Permanently Shut Down Due to a Picture of Sushi Dipped in Applesauce Dubbed “Oregon Style”
The social media giants is facing its own existential crisis for once.!
United Kingdom Votes to Spell “Beans” with Two E’s
A startling move by Parliament that may have global implications!
The Obese Community is Campaigning to Remove Gluttony from the Seven Deadly Sins
The movement is picking up steam and by steam we mean steamed buns!
