Go F**kin’ Nuts Today & Use Sliced Bread as a Hot Dog Bun

It’s Memorial Day and that means you’re either Instagramming your friends’ pale legs in shorts, or slamming grilled treats into your face. Hot dogs…hamburgers…potato salad that’s been sitting in the sun too long…Memorial Day is an American tradition of replacing emotions with heartburn via nitrites. Wanna amp that shit up? Here’s a suggestion:

Skip the hot dog buns and buy a loaf of bread. Bonus: Pass it off like you did it on purpose. Continue reading →