BREAKING: CDC Issues Recall of that Sandwich You Bought at 3 A.M.

Reports are slowly trickling in of another possible E. coli outbreak. Though local hospitals, clinics, and medical facilities have reported no admissions of persons with E. coli, it is still believed you have it. The source, according to the Center for Disease Control, is that sandwich you bought at 3 in the morning last night from that deli on 11th Street. Continue reading →