LEAKED: Every New Flavor of La Croix Set to Debut This Year!

new flavors of la croix

Unless you’ve been living under a rock in Nebraska and listening to AM radio, then you’re aware of La Croix sparkling water. The beverage of choice for yoga moms, creative bros, residents of L.A., and everyone in between is a bona fide phenomenon. With only 9 flavors to choose from, it was only a matter of time before the company decided to release more…

…and we have the list! Our sources indicate some of these flavors may hit shelves as soon as March, while others may be rolled out throughout the year. Take a look:

  • Blueberry
  • Dragonfruit
  • Cantaloupe-Plum
  • Lemon Zest Grape Purple Yes
  • Veal
  • Tropical Hammerfruit
  • Butterscotch Maple Butter
  • Downy Fabric Softener
  • Cher Pear
  • Cher Apple
  • Cher Melon
  • Cher Corn
  • Lucky Charms
  • Watermelon Dick Punch
  • Chicken Parmigiana
  • Water
  • Marvel’s La Croix
  • Strawberry
  • Blackberry
  • Halle Berry
  • Matthew Perry
  • Denver Omelette
  • Red Bell Pepper Fizz
  • Scoliosis
  • OJ Toothpaste
  • Banana Kale
  • Key Lime-a-Rita
  • Arctic Hot Dog Blast
  • OK Computer Sucked
  • Grilled Octopus
  • Citrus Bitch
  • Karate Carrot
  • Beethoven
  • Cookies ‘n Creme
  • SPAM ‘n Creme
  • Nectarine Ass Cherry
  • Midnight Prius
  • Werewolf Bisque
  • Jalapeno Dan Rather
  • Still Reading?
  • Please Help
  • What Happened
  • Acceptance  
  • Rhubarb


Which flavor are you looking forward to? Let us know!

Published by NOSHKONG

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