Girl Scouts Announce New CBD-Infused Cookie

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The Boy Scouts of America will begin accepting girls and will eventually change their name. Meanwhile, the Girl Scouts of the USA are all like, “WTF, we do shit, too.” While the two organizations don’t necessarily compete with each other, it’s hard to ignore that each are looking to appeal to the public in massive ways, and this includes fundraising, which the Girl Scouts will take to the next level.

The Girl Scouts have forged their legacy in the cookie business. Each year we desperately seek to find a coworker, a neighbor, or anyone that has a tween girl selling Thin Mints or Samoas. And this year, we can look forward to CBD-infused cookies.

The Girl Scouts cookie will be a butter cookie, light and crisp, with a thin layer of vanilla frosting on one side, and the tentative name of “Pixie Biscuits”.

It was only a matter of time before the Girl Scouts pulled out the big guns in their (unspoken) battle with the Boy Scouts. CBD-infused cookies may have just clinched another victory. CBD-infused snacks don’t particularly get you high, but they are known to help with anxiety and induce relaxation. The cookie will be a butter cookie, light and crisp, with a thin layer of vanilla frosting on one side, and the tentative name of “Pixie Biscuits”. They will include a proper dosage of CBD oil to induce enough calm to just, like, chill, bro.

The inclusion of a CBD-infused cookie has, so far, caused no outcry from troops, staff, or volunteers, especially when asked for their opinion following a taste test.

Look for the cookies to debut this year and to be available when your local troop begins fundraising efforts.

 

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